Gary Larson Quotes

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.

Gary Larson

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SnowBrainThoughtYouKnowOut

Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time... I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car.

Joe Montana

CarTimeJobManMeNight

In 'Reclaiming Virtue,' I argue that we have had an element missing in moral education. That element is 'affect.' Affect is simply the technical word for feeling or emotion.

John Bradshaw

EducationFeelingMoralEmotionWord

I am not for raising taxes on the American people in a soft economy.

John Boehner

I AmPeopleAmericanEconomyTaxes

And all your future lies beneath your hat.

John Oldham

FutureHatLiesYourBeneath

If we're the country that makes Amazon and Facebook and Twitter, why can't the federal government have websites and digital services that are awesome?

Megan Smith

GovernmentCountryWhyWebsites

I have more engagement with New Zealand than people might think. Unlike the impression I have of the American president, who sits in the Oval Office and people come to them.

John Key

PeopleThinkAmericanNewOffice

True stories are way more interesting.

Travis Fimmel

InterestingTrueWayMoreStories

Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation.

Robert Foster Bennett

TimeStupidityLookingYouAlmost

What I do with my work is, I give women permission to be angry. Because that's our right. Because it's an emotion. Because it's been taken away from us. Because we've been silenced.

Rose McGowan

WorkWomenAngryEmotionRightUs

Music creates complicity, and then you feel less isolated.

Ry Cooder

MusicFeelYouThenLessComplicity

I believe the best mode of aiding convicts is so to apportion their tasks in prison as to give to the industrious the opportunity of earning a sum for themselves by 'over-work.' A man usually values that most for which he has labored; he uses that most frugally which he has toiled hour by hour and day by day to acquire.

Dorothea Dix

OpportunityBestDayManBelieve

The war being fought in Afghanistan and Iraq is bringing about a fundamental change to the environment that has given rise and power to the extremists who export terrorism.

Craig L. Thomas

ChangePowerWarEnvironmentRise

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