Garry Shandling Quotes

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

FunnyFunMeHave FunThinkSerious

Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.

Jeffrey Kluger

ParentsYouLateKnowLeaveKids

I will not allow either my good name or the good name of the company I founded and love to be unfairly tainted.

John Schnatter

LoveGoodNameWillCompanyEither

I have so many friends who are designers of color.

Solange Knowles

ColorFriendsWhoManyDesigners

Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we accept them - will they need rights eventually? And the other question people ask me is, will they want to take over?

Rodney Brooks

PeopleMeQuestionsRobotsWant

How did the Oscar change my life? What it did was that it gave me a new reality. And it let me know that an award wasn't going to change my life - that I had to be in control of changing my life.

Mo'Nique

LifeChangeMeControlRealityKnow

It seems so antithetical to the teachings of Christ to proclaim your faith in public. I mean, of course you're not supposed to hide your light under a bushel.

Moby

FaithLightYouHideMeanSeems

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.

Lord Salisbury

WisdomBelieveYouInnocentNothing

If you have a cofounder, one of the benefits is you'll get from point A to point B two times faster.

Julia Hartz

YouTwoPointGetBenefitsFaster

The right-wingers don't want to admit that for some people, there are no jobs; they think that conscientiousness in and of itself will do the trick.

Jordan Peterson

PeopleThinkAdmitWantWillSome

In this age of growing interconnectedness, we understand that turning our backs on the world is simply not an option.

Douglas Alexander

AgeWorldGrowingUnderstandSimply

If someone were to ask me before I made the NBA, you going to have to go through all this, you're going to have to sign your soul away to play in the league, I still would have done it.

Chris Webber

SoulMeSomeoneYouPlayDone

Life is short, and there's something to be said for being true to yourself.

Anohni

LifeYourselfLife Is ShortShort

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Garry Shandling