Garry Shandling Quotes

I have this very abstract idea in my head. I wouldn't even want to call it stand-up, because stand-up conjures in one's mind a comedian with a microphone standing onstage under a spotlight telling jokes to an audience. The direction I'm going in is eventually, you won't know if it's a joke or not.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

MindDirectionYouKnowWantJokes

The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.

Robert Louis Stevenson

GoodActionInevitableMarkAppears

The risk of any great luxury brand that has its history in the past is that it can get dusty.

Maureen Chiquet

HistoryGreatPastBrandLuxuryGet

Now I can say I'm a Grand Slam champion, and it sounds really crazy.

Angelique Kerber

CrazyChampionI CanNowSayGrand

The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely so simple and never so just.

Anita Brookner

LifeGreatSimpleNeverJustBooks

I think I'm most proud of my family right now. I'm more into that then I've ever been. It also gives a new area to draw from in creativity with my songs.

Merle Haggard

FamilyCreativityProudThinkNew

The dice of Zeus always fall luckily.

Sophocles

FallAlwaysDiceZeusLuckily

I left Delhi in 1989 and remember very little of how life used to be then. Increasingly, in my recent visits to Delhi, I've started to realize that the city has become intellectually very lively. It makes me want to discover the city over and over again.

Siddhartha Mukherjee

LifeCityMeRememberWantBecome

In the original computer game of Doom, you not only have to kill things. You have to pulverise them.

Rosamund Pike

GameYouThingsOriginalOnlyDoom

Enjoying life for me is just normal.

Mohamed Al-Fayed

LifeMeNormalJustEnjoying Life

Our first use of cash is invested organically, secondly returning values our shareholders - roughly 100 percent free cash flow. And then thirdly, mergers, acquisitions, partnerships that complement our organic strategy. We are going to continue down that path.

Dennis Muilenburg

PathFreePartnershipsStrategyDown

I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

Donald Glover

RelationshipPeopleBelieveLearn

I think my legs are a strong point, so I try to draw attention to them rather than the upper part of my body.

Chloe Sevigny

StrongThinkAttentionBodyLegs

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