Garry Shandling Quotes

Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

WomanPeopleEndYouDogsUp

I've three children, three grandchildren, I work, I travel, and I'm very happily married. I'm very satisfied and happy with my life and there really isn't anything I want.

Joan Collins

LifeWorkChildrenTravelHappy

I'm a typical middle child. I'm the mediator. The one that makes everything OK, puts their own needs aside to make sure everybody's happy. It's hard to change your nature, even with years and years of therapy.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

NatureChangeHappyChildTherapy

I have given up the idea that there is an opposition-free church out there. But I have gained something else - an appreciation for the gift of opposition. When it comes, I learn something about my motives. When it comes, I get to test my courage.

John Ortberg

CourageAppreciationGiftChurchOut

To see professional actors do my work, to take it seriously - that was the thing that made me think playwriting could actually be what I do. It's not a profession that has some sort of clear career track, like, 'This is what you do to be a playwright.'

Stephen Karam

WorkMeThinkYouCareerSeriously

But I think there are a set of experiences that turn a potential writer into a working writer, and then there are places in your life were you start to recognize what you want to do.

Stephen King

LifeStartThinkPotentialYouWant

I think the thing that is meaningful is when I can tell that someone's been affected by the movie or by anything I made.

Spike Jonze

ThinkSomeoneI CanTellAnything

Quickness is the essence of the war.

Sun Tzu

WarEssenceQuickness

See things as you would have them be instead of as they are.

Robert Collier

YouSeeThingsWouldThemInstead

I thought if anyone need a leg up, it was our foster children. So, I started getting involved in education reform, and that was back in 1998. And as a result of all the reform work that I had done, people urged me to run for the Minnesota state Senate. I did, I was there for six years.

Michele Bachmann

WorkEducationChildrenPeopleMe

I'm not going to critique every utterance of the president.

Mitch McConnell

PresidentGoingEveryCritique

Actually it's great to be an American. I love my country.

Mitchell Joachim

LoveGreatAmericanCountryActually

Resistance to criminal rashness comes better late than never.

Livy

BetterLateNeverResistanceThan

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