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Garry Shandling Quotes

There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

Good Me Chance Talking You Bored

Baseball is one of the most beautiful games. It is. It is a very Zen-like game.

Beautiful Baseball Game Games Most

PowerPoint makes us stupid.

Stupid Us PowerPoint Makes

Then, in 2000, John Reid, Elton John's former manager, asked me to audition for the stage version of The Graduate he was producing. So I worked on it, got the part, and after three weeks' rehearsal I was on stage!

Me Three Manager Stage Rehearsal He

We already have a professor who's using an online social network of MIT alums to help educate students in programming. Just imagine expanding that in Facebook-fashion to tens or hundreds of millions of people around the world.

People World Help Programming Social

I always thought the list needed to be longer. We needed to have a stronger representation of Jewish athletes, and I'm so happy to that I'm part of them now.

Happy Thought Stronger Now Jewish

I prepare for auditions differently depending on what it is - what the material is, what the project is, who I'm reading for.

Reading Project Prepare Differently

You can do really slow movements with it, like zooming in for a minute and a half. The audience isn't aware that the camera has moved, but there's subconscious tension there.

Slow Camera You Audience Tension

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Douglas Coupland

Relationship People Relationships Had

We talk about, you know, diet and that we shouldn't give our kids big things and obesity and fast food. Well, you know there are people who don't have that problem because they're not getting any food! We have so many deep problems and issues facing humanity.

Food People Problems Deep Problem

When we get together and rehearse, which is always living with each other, we always talk about what would make it better, what would mean more, what would say more. So we're always improving and growing.

Together Better Get Together Living

To me, the most important thing in life is to be a human being. Second is acting.

Life Me Acting Important Human Most

You know what happens in all the big companies and business in the world. If something doesn't work, you have to find a solution.

Work Business World Solution You

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