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Hannibal Buress Quotes

Dave Chappelle is one of my comedic inspirations. His perspective is crazy, and he's super sharp.

Hannibal Buress

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 4, 1983

Topics

Perspective Crazy Sharp He His Dave

There is no significant man-made Global Warming underway and the science on which the computer projections of weather chaos are based is badly flawed.

Science Weather Chaos Global Warming

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

Said Names Paper Five Would Blank

All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.

Men Victory Conquer Strategy See

When should a man stop wearing sports jerseys? When the buttons of his White Sox top finally pop, like rivets on a distressed ocean liner? When the pinstripes of his Yankees shirt have grown wider at the midsection than at the top, as the longitudinal lines on a globe?

Sports Ocean Man White Stop Top

My birth was managed so rottenly that my mother had eventually to have a hysterectomy, after which she was ill off & on till she dies for obscure reasons when I was just 7.

Mother Birth She Obscure Off Just

I went to a Chekhov play with my grandmother, and at the end, I was talking about how the first act was so boring. And my grandmother didn't see that at all. I realized it was because I need, like, the constant images changing. I wrote a paper about this.

End Talking Play Boring Grandmother

Prisons function by isolating those of us who are incarcerated from any means of support other than those charged with keeping us imprisoned: first, they physically isolate us from the outside world and those in it who love us; then they work to divide prisoners from one another by inculcating our distrust in one another.

Chelsea Manning

Work Love Support World Outside Us

Phones would not be better if they could be cooler looking, if they could weight less, or if they could have more battery. Phones would be better if we didn't have to carry them around.

Looking Better More Phones Carry

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

Alfred Hitchcock

Award Meaningful Because Fellow

We're playing the Superbowl this year, we're opening up before the coins drop.

Year Opening Up Playing Drop Before

I'm very happy to be a part of a very successful piece of art, as the 'Saw' films have been. One gets into this to participate. It's the coming together of a good story. So, that aspect of it has been just splendid. It really has nothing to do with me or my popularity. I'm fascinated.

Good Art Together Happy Me Story

It's really helpful to be physically engaged in something that's completely different from my day-to-day work.

Work Helpful Something Different

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