Jack Benny Quotes

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Jack Benny

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 14, 1894 - December 26, 1974

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InsuranceYouI CanGoSayWant

I miss the cast and crew of 'Supernatural' immensely. I know it's a cliche to say your cast and crew are like your family, but it's really the case there.

Jim Beaver

FamilyKnowSayMissCrewCast

Spying on our citizens? That's just wrong.

Matt Rosendale

WrongJustCitizensSpyingOur

I always liked the double cutaway. It looked like two horns. It's like a red devil. So I went to the guitar shop, saw an SG that was sitting there looking rather lonely, and said, 'Hey, that's for me.'

Angus Young

RedMeLookingGuitarLonelyDevil

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.

Stan Smith

ConfidenceExperienceYouTells

Real or not, when a person denies God, they often try and fill that higher power void with something else.

Steven Crowder

GodPowerPersonTryRealSomething

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.

Steve Martin

StandComedyPlayCanyonAbsurd

The people whose necks hurt when I write about the Middle East tend to live in Brooklyn or Boca Raton: the kind of Zionist who pays another man to live in Israel for him. I have nothing but contempt for such people.

Tony Judt

LiveManPeopleHurtBrooklynKind

To this day, I still think Lonesome Dove is my best part.

Robert Duvall

BestDayThinkDoveStillPart

In troubled times the last thing you want to do is to stick your money into a film. It's such a gamble.

Robert Carlyle

MoneyYouWantStickFilmLast

Marriage is more complex than we think.

Ruby Dee

MarriageThinkMoreComplexThan

I didn't have much ambition, but I always had an idea in the back of my mind that I wanted to act. I would watch actors like Robert Mitchum, Humphrey Bogart, and Kirk Douglas, and I understood them.

Michael Madsen

MindAmbitionBackAlwaysActWatch

If I do a scene with an actor who doesn't have much experience, I say, 'I tell you what we're going to do: You just listen to me, and then you respond. We don't have to do any acting.' And that's good advice because you shouldn't see the acting.

Jon Voight

GoodExperienceMeAdviceActing

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