J. B. Smoove Quotes

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

J. B. Smoove

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 16, 1966

Topics

FunnyPeopleMeChanceInternetDie

In the morning, I get the paper. I look in the obituary column. If I don't see myself in there, I get up.

Melvin Van Peebles

MorningMyselfLookSeeUpGet

Now we maintain that we cannot be afford to be concerned about 6 percent of the children in this country, black children, who you allow to come into white schools. We have 94 percent who still live in shacks. We are going to be concerned about those 94 percent.

Stokely Carmichael

LiveChildrenBlackYouWhiteNow

My aesthetic is I love anything in the late 1800s, early 1900s.

Troy Nixey

LoveAestheticEarlyLateAnything

The way that I learned to be confident was I would ride the back of the city bus and sing very low.

Tory Lanez

RideCityConfidentBackWayBus

They say shyness is a form of egotism, and you are only shy because you care too much about what people think of you. And maybe its true, maybe I am just an egotist.

Mika

I AmPeopleThinkCareYouToo Much

We don't have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in.

Jay Chiat

FamilyDogBusinessCardsPictures

But even before I was in the military, I was extremely jumpy when asleep.

Chris Kyle

MilitaryEvenBeforeAsleep

The original lists were probably carved in stone and represented longer periods of time. They contained things like 'Get More Clay. Make Better Oven.'

David Viscott

TimeBetterStoneMoreClayThings

You get into your wellie boots and your Range Rover and, walking around with six inches of mud on your shoes, you get to forget about that more polished lifestyle.

Christine McVie

ShoesWalkingBootsYouLifestyle

I think people need to be comfortable questioning the authority of a doctor.

Susannah Cahalan

PeopleDoctorThinkAuthorityNeed

To my great surprise, Twitter is not housed in a silver pod that orbits Earth at supersonic speeds, vacuuming up and then dispersing digital bits of worldwide chitchat; it's in a big, bland office building in downtown San Francisco, near a bowling alley and an Old Navy.

Susan Orlean

GreatBuildingSurpriseEarthSilver

I'm beyond caring what anyone expects of me anymore.

Paul Westerberg

CaringMeBeyondAnymoreAnyone

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