If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Jackie Mason
Recitation: by Male by Female
My webmaster lives in Munich and is a very dear friend of mine. He is doing a great job on the site and it is constantly being updated and always will.
Jimmy Carl Black
FriendGreatJobDoingWillAlways
I know so many amazing actors who don't get work... and then there are a bunch of real duds that work all the time. The industry is just not fair in that way.
Jenna Fischer
WorkTimeAmazingKnowWayFair
My rich dad believed we should all learn to take care of ourselves.
Robert Kiyosaki
RichCareTake CareLearnTakeDad
God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.
Jean-Claude Van Damme
GodGreatMeCareTake CareBody
You don't want to get so distracted, focusing on what the opposition is putting forth that you forget to remind America that the real issue is 8.3 percent unemployment, virtually no growth at all in an economy that has been in shambles for the last four years under Obama.
John Sununu
GrowthAmericaYouForgetWantReal
In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house.
Tony Fernandes
TravelHouseNeighborAlwaysEurope
Personally, I have struggled with anxiety in my history, so I think maybe anxiety or worrying about the future came naturally.
Tony Hale
FutureHistoryThinkAnxietyI Think
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
Jay London
SaidLaneLeftSawSignElse
Every piece of entertainment is made with the idea that 'This is going to be terrific' and 'This is the best thing I've ever done' and then it hits the public and then the public tells you whether it's good or bad.
William Shatner
GoodBestYouBadDoneGoing
I've had the longest mid-life crisis ever.
Rhys Ifans
CrisisMid-LifeLongestEverHad
I'm always drawn to melancholy personalities.
Rene Russo
AlwaysMelancholyPersonalitiesDrawn
But I was thinking of a way To multiply by ten, And always, in the answer, get The question back again.
Lewis Carroll
ThinkingBackWayQuestionAlways
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