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Jackie Mason Quotes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 9, 1931

Topics

Men Rest America Europe Cheat

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.

Organization Violence Non-Violence

Anyway, that was the germ of the idea and of course... you know this was early days of sociology and whatever, especially on television.

You Early Television Sociology Know

As far as Cheap Trick albums, I like the Red Ant record, which is just called 'Cheap Trick,' from 1997; that's my second-favorite album.

Red Cheap Just Far Like Ant

Cities have to realize that whatever the federal government is going to do, it's not going to be enough. And cities that proactively take control of their own quality of life initiatives are going to be the cities that ultimately attract the highly talented young people and create the jobs.

Life Quality Government People Young

It is impossible to please all the world.

World Impossible Please All The World

The things that are correct for me will come to me at the time that I am interested in them and have the capacity, the understanding, to do them.

Time I Am Me Understanding Will

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.

Good Blessed Voice Enough Back Just

I've been there; I've been in the minority before. It humbles the exalted. But that's all right.

Right Minority Been Before Exalted

Anything to do with the land, I love.

Love Land Anything I Love

I always wanted to be a rock star. That was my childhood dream. That's what I told everybody I was going to be when I grew up.

Chester Bennington

Childhood Rock Star Dream Rock Up

I feel things deeply.

Christina Aguilera

Feel Things I Feel Deeply

Elizabeth Hurley and I had a lot of fun together. She's a very beautiful, confident woman.

Beautiful Together Woman Fun She

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