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Jackie Mason Quotes

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 9, 1931

Topics

Life Money Me Rest My Life Enough

Anybody can get lost in themselves.

Lost Get Themselves Anybody

I thought I understood the story very well, because I've lived with it for so long. But movies change and take on a life of their own once they start to be made, and you have to keep your eye on the real ball, not the ball that's in your head.

Andrew McCarthy

Life Change Eye Start Story Thought

Aerosmith's 'Rocks' is on the list of my top favorite albums of all time.

Time Rocks Top Favorite List Albums

Our failings sometimes bind us to one another as closely as could virtue itself.

Luc de Clapiers

Failure Sometimes Virtue Us Our

I don't for one second think about the possibility of censorship when I am writing a new book. I know I am a person who cares about kids and who cares about truth and I am guided by my own instincts, and trust them.

Truth Trust I Am Writing Book Think

I'd rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman.

Janina Gavankar

Rather Than Dracula

I have God, Jesus Christ: I'm Christian. I try to stay as grounded as I possibly can. And I have my parents that help me and my friends that are really great accountability partners to me.

Christina Grimmie

God Great Parents Me Accountability

You're only as big as your last hit.

You Big Last Only Your Hit

Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.

Funny Truth Push Comedy You How Far

Had Elizabeth Bennet known how wildly Darcy's heart beat for her, 'Pride and Prejudice' would barely have made it into a short story. Their torturously slow-burning romance is a classic example of how men and women still struggle to communicate the most basic of emotions.

Mariella Frostrup

Women Heart Struggle Men Pride

All right, then nobody can complain if we ask pregnant women to make parachute jumps.

Muammar al-Gaddafi

Women Nobody Ask Right Complain

I want to produce and direct and write one day.

Day Want One Day Write Direct

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