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Jackie Mason Quotes

My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.

Jackie Mason

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 9, 1931

Topics

Me Dinner Table New Dinner Table

Africa's economies are gaining ground and can develop their full potential with the right partner. Siemens wants to support their sustainable development - with solutions and projects in Africa, for Africa.

Joe Kaeser

Support Partner Potential Development

Theatrical is fantastic. I don't think anything will ever replace the big dark room, the screen and the popcorn. You can kind of do it in your home if you have a nice screen, but it's not the same thing.

Mel Gibson

Home Think You Dark Nice Kind

I eat way too fast.

John Lithgow

Fast Way Eat Too

I think I'm not a natural performer; I think I'm an actor.

Meryl Streep

Think Actor Natural I Think

I had to pinch myself. I got the call and didn't expect it. And right up 'til nearly the end of filming, I was thinking, 'Am I actually doing a film with Akshay Kumar?' because I was a massive Akshay Kumar fan before, and the first film that I ever watched was his and Katrina's film, 'Namastey London.'

Amy Jackson

Myself Thinking End Doing London Up

I usually sit down at 8 A.M. and work through to 7 P.M., with breaks that total no more than an hour and a half.

Stephanie Laurens

Work Down More Through Sit Half

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Rodney Carrington

Plan Getting Married Things Kids Did

The enemy resembles us. Therefore, he needs to be approached not as an assembly of 'targets' to be destroyed one by one; but as a living, intelligent entity capable of acting and reacting.

Martin Van Creveld

Acting Enemy Living Intelligent Us

I listen to music deeply and seriously for at least an hour or two a day.

Mira Nair

Music Day Seriously Listen Two Hour

I'm moving forward and getting new fans at every show.

Jon Pardi

Moving Forward Moving Forward New

They say, 'Nothing can be done here!' I reply, 'I know no such word in the vocabulary I adopt!'

Dorothea Dix

Know Done Say Nothing Vocabulary

Just after Kim Jong Il's death, the official news agency put out an article saying that under Kim Jong Il's rule, the people had been like naive children without a care in the world.

Brian Reynolds Myers

Children Death People World Saying