Jackie Mason Quotes

I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.

Jackie Mason

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FuturePoliticsWinPictureYouNew

I used to boast that Whole Foods was sort of recession-proof. And obviously I've been proven wrong. So I'm not boasting about that any longer.

John Mackey

WrongUsedWholeBeenWhole Foods

When we were all kids, there was one particular trailer that I think we can all remember. That was the trailer for 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind.' There was an amazing teaser trailer with all this weird kind of documentary footage. We were like, 'What was that! I've got to see that! What the hell was that?'

Matt Reeves

AmazingThinkHellWeirdRemember

People talk about this 'bucket list': 'I need to go to this country, I need to skydive.' Whereas I need to think as much as I can, to feel as much as I can, to be conscious and observe and understand me and the people around me as much as I can.

Amy Tan

PeopleMeThinkFeelI CanCountry

In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.

Tom Robbins

AuthorityOrderGotRespected

Your experiences are what made you what you are today. So when tragedy happens in people's lives, and things are left unsaid, it can be very unsettling. The lack of closure can linger.

Michael Pitt

TodayPeopleYouTragedyLeft

My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage.

Jonathan Evison

MarriageParentsYearsAfter

I went down to Chicago to try to go into a place called Second City. I auditioned for that and got in pretty quickly, but I couldn't stop partying. They gave me a warning: 'If you do it again, we're gonna kick you off the main stage.'

Chris Farley

CityMeYouDownPlaceStop

An innovation will get traction only if it helps people get something that they're already doing in their lives done better.

Clayton M. Christensen

InnovationPeopleBetterDoingDone

There are companies trying to build business within Saudi Arabia, and what they find is that if they try to bring on locals and teach them how to become senior executives, they just don't show up to work. They are not predictable as to when they'll come in and how much of their hearts are into that opportunity.

Clayton M. Christensen

WorkBusinessOpportunityTryingTry

If I were to write a book about the progress of getting to a third film, it would be a long one.

Colin Firth

ProgressBookLongWriteFilmWould

I would do these performances around town at different places, and that's when I really fell in love with performing, and I knew this was something that stood me up and filled me in a way that nothing had and nothing could. I really just fell in love with it.

Ally Brooke

LoveMeNothingPlacesWayUp

Sunday night was such a big night for television when I was growing up - you know, 'The Wonderful World of Disney.'

Scott Bakula

Growing UpWorldNightYouSunday

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