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Jackie Mason Quotes

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 9, 1931

Topics

Life Support More Industry Your

A lot of people look back ten years ago and go, 'Why was I wearing that?' I look back a year ago and say the same thing. The craziest outfit I ever wore was this white suit that I wore to an awards show in L.A. that I teamed with yellow shoes. It was interesting. It popped.

Shoes Yellow People Interesting Year

If we reduce social life to the smallest possible unit we will find that there is no social life in the company of one.

Life Find Will Possible Company

Without the emotion of the beautiful, the sublime, the mysterious, there is no art, no religion, no literature.

Beautiful Art Religion Literature

Don't use a pick-up line.

I've always wanted to work in America because of those brilliant east-coast political movies of the '70s and '80s - great scripts, wonderful performances, gritty urban parable.

Work Great Political America Movies

The person who has lived the most is not the one with the most years but the one with the richest experiences.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Person Years Experiences Lived Most

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

You Expect Monkeys Got Dealing Some

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

Funny Simple People Laugh Comedy

All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool.

Cool Book Literature Will Whatever

Sorry to interrupt myself, but it's the only way I stop talking.

Myself Sorry Talking Stop Way Only

It's the progressive left in this country that has viciously and systematically slimed female conservatives for their beliefs. We have the well-worn battle scars to prove it.

Michelle Malkin

Battle Country Scars Prove Left

When it gets to the knockout stages of Europe, we all know anything can happen.

Know Happen Europe Anything Stages

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