Lake Bell Quotes

I'm vegan on home base, but when I travel to other countries, I throw it all into the garbage.

Lake Bell

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HomeTravelGarbageThrowVegan

There are over 500,000 registered sex offenders across the country, and statistics have shown that the recidivism rate for those criminals is high.

Jim Sensenbrenner

SexStatisticsCountryOverHigh

I always thought I was more of a mommy's boy, because she was charming, talkative, a great storyteller. But as I dug back into my past, I realized I am exactly like my father on so many levels, although I never thought I inherited anything from him.

Robert Lepage

FatherGreatPastI AmThoughtBack

A tree is such a rich metaphor in a million beautiful ways. You can consider a tree growing and consider its connectedness to all things above and under the ground.

Ann Brashares

BeautifulTreeRichYouGrowing

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Socrates

WomanManEqualSuperiorMadeOnce

There is a mysterious way in which orchestras keep a sense of their history and what they've done. I still listen to the L.A. Philharmonic and feel that Giulini was there.

Simon Rattle

HistoryFeelDoneWayMysterious

There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.

Robert Anton Wilson

GodBecomeDevilsGodsEventually

No one has the last word other than God.

Rob Bell

GodLastWordThanOther

I had a certificate that said, 'Doctor of Mixology, Harvard University,' that I actually got from Harvard University. A friend of mine was a research assistant over there and it was one of those student or university perks and she brought me in on that. So I am a doctorate from Harvard and it only took me one afternoon.

Ronda Rousey

FriendI AmMeResearchDoctorSaid

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

Rudyard Kipling

EqualityPeopleEveryoneUsLike

Being from Oregon, it's part of who I am.

Mat Kearney

I AmOregonBeingWhoPartAm

Because I have a dog, it's easier to work at home: I sit in a horrible weird 'Mastermind'-style chair and bask in my own mediocrity. Being single, I've no family life to distract me at the end of the day. Apart from taking the dog for a walk, I have no other responsibilities.

Miranda Hart

LifeWorkFamilyDogHomeWalk

I've always loved the English language. I just like words, you know?

Little Simz

WordsLanguageLovedYouKnowJust

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