Larry Wilmore Quotes

I have this rule. It's called 'Top Dog-Underdog:' Underdog gets to make fun of Top Dog, but Top Dog can't make fun of Underdog. But you know what? You get Top Dog, you get to be Top Dog. Congratulations! And that dynamic happens not just in race but in many different ways. It's like the male-female dynamic.

Larry Wilmore

Recitation: by Male by Female

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DogFunUnderdogYouKnowTop

After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.

Jesse Ventura

DayGovernmentElectionInitiative

God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

Jerry Lewis

FunnyGodMeHandsomeAlwaysBones

I did my first set at a talent show, and I couldn't finish because the judges didn't like my jokes. They were 'offensive.'

Jermaine Fowler

TalentJudgesFirstFinishJokes

If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.

John Kruk

CityYouWallHeadBeatKansas

I don't know where actors go after they die, but I know people who help other people have a nice place to go. And I would like to go there if I can.

Jeff Conaway

PeopleDieHelpI CanPlaceNice

He does not scare us; other things in life scare me. We all respect Messi, and he is one of the best players in the world.

Alvaro Morata

LifeRespectBestMeWorldThings

Hysteria is something that I've been interested for a very long time. I thought I might have it, but it seems that it's unlikely.

Siri Hustvedt

TimeThoughtLongLong TimeBeen

It defies all common sense to send that roughneck ward politician back to the White House.

Robert Taft

Common SenseBackHouseWhiteSense

All my novels are about people who strive to heal and evolve.

Michel Faber

PeopleStriveEvolveWhoHealAbout

Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew.

Johnny Depp

CaptainLikeBetweenCrossSparrow

To me, I love real estate because you can feel it.

Donald Trump

LoveMeReal EstateFeelYouReal

I take a four-pin extension lead, so I can jack one plug in the wall, and I've got four plugs there for me. With all our phones and different gadgets, I think everyone should carry one. It's become a crucial part of my travel kit.

Colin Salmon

TravelMeThinkI CanWallBecome

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