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As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.

Larry the Cable Guy

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Sometimes on Broadway, you don't know who the investors are, and you end up making a million dollars for somebody awful.

John Tiffany

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Don't name it, as they say, because instantly you offer it to this peculiar authority.

Robert Creeley

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Ambition characterizes and distinguishes national officeholders from other kinds of human beings.

Tom Cotton

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If you've tried everything possible to get an outcome, and it just hasn't worked out as planned, stop trying so hard. Relax. Maybe the timing's not right. Maybe it wasn't in your best interests. Maybe while one door seems to be closing, another is opening.

Robin S. Sharma

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I felt very insecure about whether I was up to recreating my stage 'Fagin' in front of a camera.

Ron Moody

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We teach that God's love for His children is infinite.

Russell M. Nelson

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The problem for me was, I lived my childhood in my 20s. You should really try to live your childhood when you're a child, because if you do it when you're 26, it can be dangerous.

Mike Lookinland

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My grandfather, who's still alive, has always been involved in art, antiques, and things like that. I think I learned so much from him.

Jonathan Anderson

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I'm asked all the time, 'Doesn't it feel great to finish the novel?' And the answer to that is, 'No.' It's sort of a loss to stop a 10-year project, which is an imaginary project in the sense that it's a work of my imagination.

Bob Shacochis

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'Days' has always been strong as an icon in TV history, and it's still going on strong and represents the genre of daytime drama so well. I'm proud to be a part of it.

Alison Sweeney

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Let's be real: more often than not, Hollywood does not have three-dimensional characters for women to play.

Phoebe Robinson

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Narcissism and self-deception are survival mechanisms without which many of us might just jump off a bridge.

Todd Solondz

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