Larry David Quotes

I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

Larry David

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 2, 1947

Topics

ChallengesWorldPersonRunBreak

I think I'm a better doctor than I am a husband. I give myself a good grade as a doctor, then the next best grade as a father, and the worst grade as a husband.

Mehmet Oz

GoodFatherMyselfBestI AmDoctor

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Ann Landers

WifeManYouWhoMarriedMarry

I have been getting glitter-dipped nails for ages and love them.

Jeffree Star

LoveNailsBeenThemGettingAges

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

AloneGardeningPlantsPlantYou

Even though many Indians can read or speak English, for most, it is not their first language. At the office, we speak in English, but we consume our culture in our own language.

Amish Tripathi

CultureSpeakLanguageFirstOffice

I was a young man working in Omaha, Nebraska, in the mid-1960s when I received a call, and I was summoned to Atlanta to work at WSB. It was, for me, the beginning of a real education about the South.

Tom Brokaw

WorkEducationBeginningManMe

No one doesn't have loss. No one doesn't have pain.

Martin Short

PainLoss

Cancer is like the common cold; there are so many different types. In the future we'll still have cancer, but we'll detect it very, very early, so that it won't kill anybody. We'll zap it at the molecular level decades before it grows into a tumor.

Michio Kaku

FutureColdEarlyCancerLevelLike

It's like, the front door of the office is like a Cuisinart, and you walk in, and your day is shredded to bits because you have 15 minutes here, 30 minutes there, and something else happens, you're pulled off your work, then you have 20 minutes, then it's lunch, then you have something else to do.

Jason Fried

WorkWalkDayDoorLunchYou

I'm very lucky. I'm the most fortunate guy that I know.

Dennis Farina

KnowLuckyFortunateGuyMostVery

I didn't know they would pay you money to sit in a room and write songs for other people. I always thought that George Strait was singing a song, he made it up, and that was the end of it. But the instant I found that out, that that could be a job, I thought, 'That's the job for me. I gotta figure out how to do that.'

Chris Stapleton

MoneyJobPeopleMeSingingSong

I have no agenda - just to be loved.

Clarence Clemons

LovedJustAgenda

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