Larry David Quotes

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

Larry David

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 2, 1947

Topics

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Global energy security is a vital part of America's national security.

Joe Biden

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In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

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I love music. I listen to a lot of it.

Andy Murray

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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

Amy Sedaris

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Being old is such a treat!

Shirley MacLaine

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Baseball's Opening Day is full of time-honored traditions: the President throws out the first ball, the Cubs' starting pitcher walks away with a 54.00 ERA, the Royals get mathematically eliminated from the pennant race.

Rob Sheffield

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I'll say it loud and say it proud. I'm completely insane.

Lisa Marie Presley

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For whatever reason, the films I gravitate towards do have these strange sort of tonal balances to them... I kind of realized on '50/ 50' why I liked these blending of tones, because I think it's kind of what life is like: funny one minute, sad the next, scary the next.

Jonathan Levine

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Every American college student goes to college with a hard drive. They take their laptop. There's not a CD player in sight.

Jonny Greenwood

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There's a lot of guys in pro wrestling that just kind of have this MMA fantasy, and they never act on it. I'm acting on it. I don't want to be one of those guys who sits there and goes, 'I could have done that or I should have done that.'

CM Punk

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Every time I step on the field, I step on the field to make plays.

Colin Kaepernick

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See, I'm fortunate that I get around a lot because of my movie business.

Chuck Zito

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