Larry David Quotes

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

Larry David

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 2, 1947

Topics

LifeGenerationHeritageI CanNow

I would venture to guess that the biggest reason creative types don't produce isn't because they don't have vision... or talent... in most cases, it's a lack of discipline.

Jocko Willink

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I love 'Wowee Zowee.' That was the first Pavement record I bought.

Jenny Lewis

LoveFirstPavementRecordI Love

In the field of outdoor sports, the American boy is easily capable of devising his own amusements, and until some proof is adduced that baseball is not his invention, I protest against this systematic effort to rob him of his dues.

John Montgomery Ward

SportsBaseballEffortAmericanBoy

Instant gratification is not soon enough.

Meryl Streep

EnoughInstant GratificationInstant

When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside.

Steve Bartlett

PoliticsStepYouBackSometimes

Actors, we like our little cups of cappuccino and our personal umbrella-holders. Poker players, they've gotta be a little bit tougher.

Tom Everett Scott

PersonalLittlePokerPlayersLike

My grades put me in about 5,000th place in all of South Korea. If I kept going down that path, I would've become a successful man with a regular job. However, I was positive I'd be number one in the country as a rapper. So I asked my mother whether she wanted to have a son who was a first-place rapper, or a 5,000th-place student.

RM

PositiveMotherSonPathJobMan

What the spiritual investigator has to do to acquire the faculty of looking into the spiritual world consists exclusively of processes of spirit and soul; they have nothing to do with changes in the body, nor with visions arising from an abnormal bodily life.

Rudolf Steiner

LifeSoulSpiritualWorldLooking

People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.

Martin Short

FatherPeopleThinkIrishJewish

It's very easy, if you come from a place like Pakistan, to imagine that there's a narrative of American aggression towards the place that you come from. But that, in itself, is just a political view.

Mohsin Hamid

AmericanViewPoliticalEasyYou

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

Jonathan Winters

FunnyYouKnowWithoutBeingFilthy

Very quickly, without really looking back or trying, I was just suddenly lifted into another sphere.

Diane Cilento

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