M. J. Hyland Quotes

Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life.

M. J. Hyland

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: June 6, 1968

Topics

LifeBornFortuneMineBeenMorons

Comedy is like math - you can check your answer because you know you've gotten it right if you get a laugh. It just makes sense to me. I feel like because I've had to keep that tool in my box for so long, I'm ready to show it off a bit.

Jennifer Carpenter

MeFeelLaughComedyLongYou

My father was unwell when I was 11, had a stroke at 14 and died when I was 18. My mother going to work at seven in the morning and coming back to look after him and me and my brother left its mark on me.

John Caudwell

WorkFatherMotherMorningBrother

Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.

Jean Paul

MenGoBulletsLikeFarthest

Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.

Steve Guttenberg

MeRichDoingYouSayWhy

Bach and Beethoven, all of them, they had to write something to please the upper structure, those with money and power.

Sun Ra

PowerMoneyWriteStructurePlease

By acquiring Biovex, we're continuing the transformation of Amgen into a company that supports therapeutic oncology as well as supportive care oncology.

Roger M. Perlmutter

TransformationCareCompanyWell

And who is responsible for this appalling child slavery? Everyone.

Mary Harris Jones

ChildSlaveryResponsibleEveryone

I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.

Julia Roberts

LiveRelationshipHeartTogetherYou

Never be discouraged. If I were sunk in the lowest pits of Nova Scotia, with the Rocky Mountains piled on me, I would hang on, exercise faith, and keep up good courage, and I would come out on top.

Joseph Smith, Jr.

GoodFaithCourageMountainsMeTop

Efficiency innovations provide return on investment in 12-18 months. Empowering innovations take 5-10 years to yield a return. We have ample capital - oceans of capital - that is being reinvested into efficiency innovation.

Clayton M. Christensen

InnovationEfficiencyInvestmentTake

As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.

Antisthenes

PassionJealousyRustIronOwnAway

You can make or break an outfit by not knowing your body type - certain things work on certain people. Make sure you're dressing for your leg-length, hip/chest size, etc.

AnnaLynne McCord

WorkPeopleNot KnowingYouBody

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