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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Parent Someone Pretty Excellent

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.

Jerry O'Connell

Time You Kangaroo Call Close Near

To me, the Holocaust stands alone as the most horrible human event in modern civilization.

Alone Me Holocaust Civilization Most

I did a couple of pilots that didn't sell, a few movies, and one year of nightclub work, which I hated. Then I did the pilot of 'The Brady Bunch' and never had to do another nightclub.

Work Year Movies Pilot Never Sell

I don't think you can be good in life without acknowledging the part of you that isn't good.

Life Good Think You Without Part

The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.

Stupid Ignorant Most Given Ever

Could you imagine if we could leapfrog language and communicate directly with human thought? What would we be capable of then? And how will we learn to deal with the truths of unfiltered human thought? You think the Internet was big. These are huge questions.

Mary Lou Jepsen

Think Thought Language Learn You

Hair color is the easiest way to change your appearance, but a bad dye job might draw more attention to you.

Change Job Hair Color Attention You

I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.

Wife Always Goats Her Donkey Kids

I believe in true love, and I believe in happy endings. And I believe.

Christie Brinkley

Love True Love Happy Believe True

I feel like since I was 27, I was calling myself 30. And then, when it happened, it was like, 'I'm finally here now. This is it.

Myself Feel Now Here Like Happened

Photosynthetic organisms in the sea yield most of the oxygen in the atmosphere, take up and store vast amounts of carbon dioxide, shape planetary chemistry, and hold the planet steady.

Sea Chemistry Steady Planet Shape

It's a massive compliment to me to be known in Asia because Asia is the way forward in football, along with the Middle East. I believe that strongly.

Timothy F. Cahill

Football Me Believe Forward Way

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