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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Crazy Person Circumstances Anything

Being a novelty had its advantages.

Jessica Savitch

Being Novelty Advantages Had

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

Saying Reason Everything Happened

I think most defense attorneys know, to some extent, their clients are guilty.

Matthew McConaughey

Think Guilty Know Clients Defense

Food is not your remedy for problems. Food is not going to change your life. If you are lonely, food is not going to be your company. If you are sad, food is not going to give you solace.

Life Change Sad Food Problems You

Stress impacts the way we think, feel, and behave. It often leads to a negative, self-perpetuating cycle that is hard to escape.

Stress Negative Think Feel Escape

This is other people's money that Washington is appropriating and spending.

Stephen Fincher

Money People Washington Other

I turned on Wall Street for the same reason everybody else did: The American taxpayer was forced to cut mook deals to bail out guys who didn't deserve it.

American Wall Street Deserve Reason

The thing I enjoy is that I have come to league as a union player, and I have to adapt to different situations I am facing.

Sonny Bill Williams

I Am Enjoy Adapt Different Union

I want everybody in the news business to think of ABC before they go any place else. If it costs us an extra few thousand dollars to do that, what does it mean?

Business Think Place News Go Want

I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room.

Day School Tea Mind Dinner Kitchen

'Commonwealth' is not a word I ever used growing up in Colombo. There, in the late 1950s, it would have meant little more than New Zealand lamb and Anchor butter at the cold stores.

Romesh Gunesekera

Growing Up Cold Late New Growing Up

I want my audiences to be as open-minded as my characters.

Want Open-Minded Characters Audiences

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