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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

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Famous You Quiet Nothing Way Only

I still like to play games that have a beginning, an end and a story.

Beginning Story End Play Games Like

I'm living my dream, and that's all you can ask for. At a certain point you have to ignore all the rest.

Rest Ignore You Dream Living Ask

Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.

Robert B. Parker

Life Follow Weekends Her Social Life

I was reluctant to join Twitter. My biggest concern was, I don't want these thoughts that pop into my brain to be immediately broadcast. There's a danger in that. And also - who cares?

Thoughts Brain Want Danger Pop Join

A friend in need is a pest.

Friend Need Pest

Man should be master of his environment, not its slave. That is what freedom means.

Freedom Man Environment Master Slave

For me, I just like to cut out bread. I like to keep the good carbs in my diet - I love pasta and Italian food - but I try to eat just that on the weekends and cut out carbs during the week.

Love Good Food Me Diet Week

I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants.

Funny Jacket Pants Always Wear Like

Chiral receptor sites in the human body interact only with drug molecules having the proper absolute configuration, resulting in marked differences in the pharmacological activities of enantiomers.

Body Differences Human Human Body

Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you can do whatever you like - slay the dragon and then cook its tenderloin in the style of the duke of Wellington, if you want to.

Style Friends You Want Late-Night

All the things you put off, like learning to play the piano or leaning a different language? You're like, what's the point? I'm not really gonna do that, am I?

Learning Language You Play Piano

Theatre is immediate, it's alive, you're there with the audience, it can't be done again and again and again and again, it's organic.

Theatre You Alive Done Audience

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