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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

You're never going to read 'The Wealth of Nations,' and you shouldn't, really. It's 900 pages.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

You Wealth Never Going Read Really

I am a pretty tough guy. I'm an old hockey player.

I Am Tough Hockey Old Tough Guy Guy

When you're working on a lake and it's dark and cold out and you can't see what's underwater, it is freaking scary!

Cold You Lake Dark Underwater See

We must remember that Satan has his miracles, too.

Remember Miracles Satan Must His

You'll find that no pride is greater than the pride that comes with being thick. Britain is filled with people who are really proud of their stupidity.

Stupidity People Proud Pride You

A nation is blessed when it has godly leaders.

Blessed Nation Leaders Godly

In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a play, and my classmates and I performed it as a puppet show.

Funny Plan Week Play Classmates Out

What I love most is television, and I would love to work on a sitcom.

Work Love Television Would Most

I have nothing against people having work done, it is when I hear tale of girls of 16 queuing up to get bigger breasts, that is when I despair.

Work People Done Nothing Despair Up

We're not a typical Christian band. We've got dreadlocks and tattoos.

Christian Band Tattoos Got Typical

Cro Cop is one of the best in the world and such a great guy. It was awesome to train with him. There's nothing better than working with him, and it was a great experience.

Great Best Experience World Better

Every time we do anything artistic, the way it's perceived is always going to be different from the way that we had intended it to be because it's subjective.

Time Be Different Way Anything Going

My mom doesn't fit into my shoes, so sucks for her!

Shoes Mom Her Fit Sucks

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