P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Of course, no one wants to ban the vote. Voting should remain available for sporting and recreational purposes. But certain types of votes clearly should be curtailed - 'assault votes,' for example, in which the only purpose of the vote is to harm others.

P. J. O'Rourke

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I don't care what a man is as long as he treats me right. He can be a gambler, a hustler, someone everybody else thinks is obnoxious, I don't care so long as he's straight with me and our dealings are fair.

Joe Namath

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Instead of plotting the demise of the traditional family, as some politicians and religious leaders would have you believe, gay people mow their lawns and watch 'American Idol' and video their children's concerts and have the same hopes and dreams that their straight counterparts do.

Jodi Picoult

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If you're on God's team, you can't lose.

Joe Gibbs

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If you go into a relationship expecting someone else to fill you up, you're doomed right off.

Jennifer O'Neill

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Sour gas is one of the most dangerous, toxic substances known to man.

Andrew Nikiforuk

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My name has opened doors and slammed doors shut.

Max Irons

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Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

Steve Jobs

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If you need three adjectives to describe something, then you've probably chosen the wrong something.

Roger Rosenblatt

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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Robin Williams

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Losing my mom at such a young age had a profound effect on my life.

Molly Shannon

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The thing that is incredibly helpful is that we screen the movies and we ask the audience if they like it or not and we ask a lot of questions and do testing on the movies. For comedies, at least, it's very helpful. If they're not laughing and they don't say that they loved it, then I have screwed up.

Judd Apatow

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I think it's hard for quieter, more introverted people to get into acting.

Jay Duplass

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