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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost.

P. J. O'Rourke

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Fear People Plant Body Dirty Bath

I don't know of any actor in any television show that I have ever seen who's given monologue after monologue in a television series.

Joe Morton

Television Know Actor Seen Show Any

My thing is that if you love the sport, appreciate the sport as a whole. If you love the sport, you love the slick boxer; you love the guy who can box and punch. You love the brawler.

Andre Ward

Love Appreciate You Box Punch Guy

Every single decision I make about what material I do, what I'm putting out in the world, is because of my children.

Meryl Streep

Children Decision World Single Out

When Savage died, that was hard on me. I didn't even hardly know Randy, but I just turned 51 this past December, and he was 58 when he died. I'm like, 'Hey man, just because I'm in that line of work, do I have an expiration date? Am I supposed to go?' I always wonder, but I don't harbor it.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Work Past Man Me Wonder Know

Actions have consequences.

Tom Cotton

Consequences Actions

I think I was a bit frightened of having to be a grownup and tried to put that off for as long as I could.

Rufus Sewell

Think Long Off I Think Tried Having

I'm actually a really big board game and video game nerd.

Ross Butler

Game Big Board Nerd Video Actually

I am still simple, just as if I were beginning.

Compay Segundo

Simple Beginning I Am Just Still Am

There are so many demands on your time, on your resources, and on the prestige of the government.

Brian Mulroney

Time Government Resources Your Many

Hope is in some respects a thing more brilliant, more vivifying, than fruition. What we have looked forward to with eager and earnest aspiration is never in all respects equal to the picture we had formed of it. The very uncertainty enhances the enjoyment.

William Godwin

Hope Forward Uncertainty Picture

There's more to life than movies.

Paul Walker

Life Movies More Than

I needed to grow up and do things all adults do. It was time to stop having everything spoon fed to me. It was about being independent.

Paula Creamer

Time Me Grow Stop Independent Up