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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Children Growing Up You Stop Know

Yesterday I, along with a bipartisan Congressional Delegation of lawmakers, inspected the detention facilities at Guantanamo used to house individuals detained in the War on Terrorism.

War House Yesterday Terrorism Used

'Fountain of youth' is actually kind of ambiguous - does it mean a way to make everyone healthy and let them live indefinitely? Or are we talking about something that would reset you physically to the way you were in your youth, which for various reasons not all of us would be enthused about?

Live Youth Talking You Healthy Kind

I was blinded by being a romantic person.

Romantic Person Being Blinded

At the end of the day, all the best negotiating techniques can't overcome the most substantive policy differences.

Best Day End Of The Day End Overcome

I am a mixture of idealist and realist.

I Am Realist Idealist Mixture Am

We're kind of doing what Bob McAllister did with 'Wonderama,' which is making people realize that kids are people, too.

People Doing Kind Realize Kids Did

I've got no hamstring in the middle. I'm basically running on two hamstrings on my right leg and three on the other. That injury has probably changed my whole career. I've been compromised from the age of 19.

Age Career Three Right Two Middle

I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.

I Am You Tell Circles Elite Left

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

Song Fools Satire Theme

Architecture doesn't come from theory. You don't think your way through a building.

Arthur Erickson

Architecture Building Think You Way

It is a quirk of American culture that each generation of nonconservatives sees the right-wingers of its own generation as the scary ones, then chooses to remember the right-wingers of the last generation as sort of cuddly.

Culture Generation American Remember

My first crush was Hayley Mills when I was a little kid in England. I used to kiss her picture goodnight.

Rick Springfield

Kiss Picture First Kid Crush Little

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