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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

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You Three Say Two Room Get

At that time, I was signed to Columbia Records as an Independent Producer. I spent many weeks forming, auditioning, rehearsing and recording demos for Kenny, who was finally signed to Columbia Records.

Time Independent Producer Recording

He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration in winter.

Winter Beauty World Find Wonder

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

Life Poetry People Think View Army

Well folks, that's about it for the show tonight.

Well Show Tonight About Folks

Past waters don't move anything. They only create mosquitoes.

Past Create Anything Move Only

Would it be possible that I should not in any degree succeed? I can scarcely think so. Ah delusive hope, how much further wilt thou lead me?

John James Audubon

Hope Me Succeed Think I Can Degree

When you write a script that you've felt in your soul for a long time, you can't ask the actors to go through the same emotions. You have to do part of the job to make things as easy as possible for them.

Michel Hazanavicius

Time Job Soul Long You Emotions

There is nothing inconsistent about having a conservative outlook and being vigorous.

Nothing Conservative Being Outlook

You can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it.

Louis V. Gerstner, Jr.

Success You Lose Comfortable Never

Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are.

Blessed Blessings Year Become Lucky

I have six jobs.

I don't feel uncomfortable in forbidding institutions, and work with, say, prisons or psychiatric institutions could be one of the things that evolve out of the Laureateship.

Work Feel Uncomfortable Say Out

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