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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Limits Enough Jail Need Term Limits

My parents had become adults during the Great Depression, as had many of my aunts and uncles, so I got stories from all of them. They are fastened up inside me, and now and again, they have to come out.

Joe R. Lansdale

Great Depression Parents Me Become

I was actually a communications major and had never done design.

Design Done Never Actually Major

I'm a vegetarian, and I long for people to eat less meat, but the thing to do is not to go, 'Eat! Less! Meat!' It's to say, 'I am fit as a flea and I'm 63, I haven't eaten meat for 40 years, and I never get diseases, I'm never ill, and I'm full of energy. So how's about that?'

I Am People Energy Long Go Say

There's something missing in all this new new media craziness, and that is something that uses celebrity news as a way to get into a really serious analysis of our culture.

Jessica Williams

Culture Media News Serious New Way

I have come to an odd belief, which is that we don't make decisions so much as the decisions make us. The goal of a decision isn't just to find the path forward, but to become someone entirely different than who we might have been as a function of the path we take.

Path Decision Forward Decisions Goal

I would never put on a Mets hat. Only if I was playing a Met as part of the job. Which, actually, I did a long time ago.

Michael Imperioli

Time Job Hat Long Long Time Never

Audacity is central to everything I do. A lot of times I think my work is about just seeing if I can get away with it.

Work Think Seeing I Can Everything

When I come up against the real world, I just vacillate.

World Real Up Against Come Just

Everyone wants to pluck eyebrows. I thinned them out real thin once and it just didn't look like me.

Denise Richards

Me Look Real Everyone Out Eyebrows

A really hard lesson to learn is that most of the time, it's not about you.

Time Learn You Lesson Hard Most

I feel like starring in a TV show is such a fun thing.

Fun Feel I Feel Like Show Like TV

I definitely feel I do have God in my corner.

God Feel Corner Definitely

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