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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

New Year's Health Great Words Mind

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Crazy You Heaven Go Craziness Like

You have to figure out who the right person is to tell the story. And often, people who are very self-aware will only sound as if they are pontificating if they tell the story.

People Right Person Story You Person

'Ugly Betty' has been the most important thing I've ever done, easily. I was able to do more with one character than I can ever imagine doing again - Hilda was hilariously funny and emotionally deep... I really got to showcase what I could do with a character.

Funny Character Ugly Deep Doing

I should have more vanity.

Vanity More Should

The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up.

Relationship Child You Fall Early

If you are going to do a film about the South Pole, the chances are that you will film it in Hawaii! Whatever is most difficult, you will get to do it.

You Hawaii Will Difficult Whatever

Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it's starting a new business, whether it's leaving home, whether it's getting married, or whether it's flying in space.

Home Business Space Flying New Risk

But I deny that the Constitution recognizes property in man.

William H. Seward

Man Constitution Property Deny

I call myself a traditionalist, although I have fought against tradition all my life.

Life Myself My Life Tradition Call

What I love is this idea of a wardrobe, the idea that we're establishing certain signatures and updating them, that a change in colour or fabric is enough.

Love Change Love Is Enough Colour

Everything I've written is based on something that has happened to me or something that I know a great deal about.

Great Me Know Everything Something

Whenever anything 'gay' comes along, everybody wants that thing to somehow be everything to everybody. And usually, it is too gay or not gay enough. There's never the right amount. I think that happens a little bit in the media.

Think Enough Media Gay Never Right

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