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Pat Paulsen Quotes

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

Pat Paulsen

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 6, 1927 - April 24, 1997

Topics

Time Fool People You Monkey Out

Irony is the recourse of the weak-minded wimp, I think. I hate bands that deliver their songs with knowing smiles on their faces, so that if those songs fall flat they can say 'Ah well, we never really meant it anyway.' It's so dishonest.

Robert Smith

Hate Think Fall Say Never Knowing

The character of Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' has some real dark sides, and Matt wasn't afraid to explore those.

Jeffrey Klarik

Character Dark Explore Sides Real

Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one.

Merle Travis

Mother Wife Credit More Coal Who

The weirdest I've felt was my first job ever. It was an editorial in London. They made me take my underwear off and cover myself with a shower curtain. It was almost see-through, so I was like, 'What's this all about?' I used to be quite shy, but modeling has made me more comfortable in those types of situations.

River Viiperi

Myself Job Me Modeling Shy London

I see explicit covers on magazines, and they're getting even more explicit, and it's like, Are women being empowered, or is this just what sells magazines? Are they feeling pressured, or have they really come into themselves and are saying, 'I am woman, hear me roar?'

Rosie Perez

Women Woman I Am Me Saying Feeling

When I go outside of L.A., no matter where it is, really anywhere I go, people will be stopping me or taking pictures or whatever it is. And it's great. It's amazing. I'm just lucky.

Michael Welch

Great People Amazing Me Pictures Go

In a way, you might say that David Duke is the son of Willie Horton. Duke is more overt, of course, but he's really just pushing the same buttons and sending the same coded messages that the Horton ads did so effectively for the Bush campaign last year.

Judd Rose

Son Year You Say Way More

Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.

Josh Hartnett

Lie Yourself Everyone Honest Else

While incarcerated, I had no bank statements, no bills, no credit history. In our interconnected world of big data, I appeared to be no different than a deceased person.

Chelsea Manning

History World Data Credit Person

Women play about twenty-five percent as good as men, so they should get about twenty-five percent of the money men get.

Bobby Riggs

Good Women Money Men Play Get

I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad.

Sylvia Plath

Sad Happy Choice Active Being

Going to college helped me, because I had four years in the conservatory program, which is close as you can get to a professional environment. It's like all day.

Ryan Sypek

Day College Me Environment You Get