Randall Munroe Quotes

Google owns YouTube, and recently, I drew a comic about an idea for a YouTube feature - which they actually took seriously and implemented. So I'm thinking that maybe we'll have a future where Google is 'xkcd.'

Randall Munroe

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FutureThinkingSeriouslyGoogle

I'll always be this once-famous actress nobody recognises because of a nose job.

Jennifer Grey

JobNobodyAlwaysNoseActress

We met in April of 2000, and we weren't really an official couple until June or July. His family has a fishing trip they go on every year in Minnesota, so he had invited me to go and meet his whole family. There was, like, no cell phone service at the time; people were using those giant cordless phones that looked like a brick.

Megan Mullally

FamilyTimeServiceFishingPeople

You always want to win. That is why you play tennis, because you love the sport and try to be the best you can at it.

Roger Federer

LoveBestWinYouPlayWant

Christian conservatives care about their families eating. They're concerned about energy independence. They're concerned about functional government.

Mike Huckabee

GovernmentEatingEnergyIndependence

Every part that I do has to be different from the last part that I did so I don't become a stereotype.

Julia Garner

Be DifferentBecomeLastDifferent

It drives me crazy to throw something out. I find planned obsolescence revolting.

Jonathan Miles

MeCrazyFindOutPlannedSomething

Kids can learn a lot by seeing things rather than reading it.

Diogo Morgado

ReadingLearnSeeingThingsKids

What I voice, I voice though my art, if that's not too vainglorious a word. But I don't think it is.

Brendan Gleeson

ArtVoiceThinkWordThoughToo

There's room for everybody to have success, but the moment I start slacking is the moment people will forget about me.

Brett Young

SuccessMomentPeopleMeStartWill

The power the fossil fuel industry exerts over Congress is polluting American democracy, the propaganda it emits through its front groups is polluting our public discourse, and, of course, its carbon emissions are polluting our atmosphere and oceans - it's a triple whammy and a disgrace.

Sheldon Whitehouse

PowerDemocracyAmericanCongress

To all my nonbelieving, sort-of-believing, and used-to-be-believing friends: I feel like I should begin with a confession. I am sorry that so often the biggest obstacle to God has been Christians.

Shane Claiborne

GodI AmSorryFeelFriendsBegin

I've seen guys on the street who look the part of a rock star just as much as any rock star. If you feel it and you believe it, then you can get away with it. Rock on!

Scott Weiland

BelieveFeelRock StarYouLookGet

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