W. C. Fields Quotes

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

W. C. Fields

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

Topics

BetterSexNothingThingsWorse

If people want to find things, they find them themselves.

Jimmy Page

PeopleFindWantThingsThemselves

I can't think of a time that the U.S. government asked us or instructed us not to report or air something.

Jim Walton

TimeGovernmentThinkAirSomething

I'm looking for someone who works as hard as I do. Who loves their work as much as I do, so at the end of the night we have something real to talk about, something exciting that makes our blood flow and boil.

Jill Scott

WorkNightLookingEndSomeoneTalk

Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best.

Megyn Price

HumorBestThinkFindingFindWay

Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.

Jeff Cooper

ChangeYouCitizenUpPickRifle

Putting out compilation records, buying the right to music is incredibly complicated. You have to find the writer of the song and the publisher of the song - not the singer - and make two separate deals.

John Waters

MusicSongYouFindComplicatedOut

Pregnancy is uncomfortable and draining, and the end isn't in sight until it becomes unbearable.

Sophie B. Hawkins

EndUncomfortableSightPregnancy

Architecture is a art when one consciously or unconsciously creates aesthetic emotion in the atmosphere and when this environment produces well being.

Luis Barragan

ArtArchitectureAestheticEmotion

I tell anyone who is willing to listen that auditioning is the hardest part. Once you get the job, you have the job. You can go to work. You learn your lines. You learn your character. With auditioning, you can have five in a week with different people.

Jazmyn Simon

WorkCharacterJobPeopleLearnYou

Littera scripta manet - 'The written word will remain'. That's true, but it won't be that much comfort to me.

Christopher Hitchens

MeComfortTrueWillWordMuch

I think, when I was a young lawyer starting out, I was so determined to prove that I was as good as the men and that I could be given the same opportunities as the men, and it wouldn't make any difference at all that I was a woman. But actually, looking back on it now, I did do things that I wouldn't recommend to other women at all.

Cherie Blair

GoodWomenMenWomanLooking Back

It's not easy to reach the summit of your career by the age of 24 - and for the years after to be a humiliating scrabble downhill.

Allison Pearson

AgeReachEasyCareerYearsSummit

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