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W. C. Fields Quotes

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

Topics

Philadelphia Living Fields Here Lies

States that scrap their state-run Obamacare exchanges are admitting they've wasted millions of dollars in federal grants. It's only fair that states have to pay American taxpayers and the federal government back for their total incompetence.

Government American Back Fair Pay

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.

God Over Air West Air Conditioning

I believe you accomplish what you measure.

Stacy Brown-Philpot

Believe You Measure Accomplish

As a songwriter, it's kind of hard to listen to your own stuff with clarity.

Clarity Kind Listen Hard Own Stuff

Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times.

God Man Trouble Kind Become Him

I thought that subtitles are boring because they're there generally to serve us with information to make you understand what people are saying in a different language.

People Saying Thought Language You

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

Happiness Height Up Length Makes

We must make clear that if you come here illegally, you will be sent back home.

Home You Back Will Here Clear

I'm Italian; I take my time. We're not really fast. We're very slow. I had my first child at 40, my second child at 45, James Bond at 50. I'm so curious as to what's next!

Monica Bellucci

Time Curious Child Bond Slow Fast

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

Know More Point Dramatic Take Would

I was 25 when I was made director of marketing at 'Newsweek.' I was 29 when I was made chief executive officer of Kaplan Educational Centers. I was raised to be confident.

Jonathan Grayer

Confident Marketing Director Chief

My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we are a hideous prospect. It's the ugliest car on the road but the most practical, and I would live and die by it.

Dominic Holland

Live Car Green Road Die Look

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