Wallace Shawn Quotes

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Wallace Shawn

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 12, 1943

Topics

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All the charges you enumerate have been made with one purpose in mind-to place our office on the defensive and make us waste valuable time answering allegations that have no basis in fact.

Jim Garrison

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Self-respect is a question of recognizing that anything worth having has a price.

Joan Didion

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It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.

John Forsythe

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No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists, I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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If I'm looking at life without a spiritual perspective, it's a lot more painful, a lot more confusing, and there's so much that I don't understand.

Amanda de Cadenet

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I love Russia. Some people love Africa, some people love Mexico, some people love purple, the color purple. I love Russia, and I'm not scared to say it.

Steven Seagal

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These are our borders, and we have to secure our borders.

Robert Brady

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I never want to quit playing ball. They'll have to cut this uniform off of me to get me out of it.

Roy Campanella

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I own some Victoria Beckham dresses; they make me feel great.

Louise Nurding

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The bedrock of 'Being Human' has to be characters. I would hope that even if suddenly we had a huge budget per episode, the foundation of the show, and the thing that actually makes it what it is, is character.

Donald Sumpter

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I can't type. Can't do it.

William Shatner

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I know I can cook, but the place where I cook... it's a mess! I'm very disorganized.

Paula Deen

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