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Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: russian
Birth: January 24, 1951

Topics

Week Said Missed Why Big Paper

When Howard Dean started saying some honest things, they hung him.

Saying Him Honest Things Started

We've got many different sides of music to us.

Music Sides Got Us Different Many

Busy is good, you know. Busy is better than bored, and there's more recognition. Like, I try to feign the anonymity which I had before 'O.J.'

Sterling K. Brown

Good Busy Better Recognition You

I like to be fragile. I like that. I try to be close to that energy and sensibility.

Energy Try Fragile Close Like

Music was always encouraged as a passion and a hobby, but I was never told, 'This should be your job. You write music and record for a living.' It doesn't happen for people.

Music Passion Job People Hobby You

All of the stunt men - these are the unsung heroes. They really are. Nobody is giving them any credibility. They're risking their necks.

Men Giving Nobody Heroes Credibility

My mom, she's from Ireland, coached tennis in Nigeria when she was a missionary and turned me on to it when I was young.

Me Mom Young Tennis She Ireland

I don't think you ever know in yourself whether you have gone mad.

Yourself Think You Mad Know Gone

When I was a kid, I used to love to play 'Dig Dug.' It was, like, this little dude, where he digs in the dirt and makes tunnels.

Love Play Kid Dirt Little Used

Everybody has a good idea, but nothing goes as planned.

Tyler Winklevoss

Good Nothing Good Idea Planned Idea

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

Funny Parents Know Sharing IQ Very

I'm in the gym every morning and have lockers by Democrats. You know, I don't ask person X or person Y to go out to dinner. Not because they're bad people - I just have very little in common with them.

Morning People Dinner Bad People You

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