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Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: russian
Birth: January 24, 1951

Topics

Texas Washington Oil Reason High

Name one experienced coach anywhere in the world that would hand over their playbook to the other team. Unless it's a fake playbook, it just doesn't happen.

Team World Name Fake Hand Coach

It's cool when the O-line gets the chance to get some notoriety.

Andrew Whitworth

Cool Chance Get Some Notoriety Gets

I would never bet against Peyton Manning. You know about the age and the neck and the strength. But I had George Blanda, and as he got older, he got smarter, and he just got rid of the ball quicker. I watch Peyton, and I see George Blanda.

Strength Age You Know Never See

It's not enough to make time for your children. There are certain stages in their lives when you have to give them the time when they want it. You can't run your family like a company. It doesn't work.

Work Family Children Time Enough

I remember looking at the sky and thinking that the universe is so big and it's all chaos. I call it 'the dark fear.' At any moment, the dark fear could come in.

Fear Moment Sky Chaos Looking Dark

I am the owner of my prosthetic manufacturing business, BioDapt, which manufactures lower-limb prosthetics for sports.

Business Sports I Am Manufacturing

My goal in wrestling was always to take people on a journey to get a reaction and make people feel like they had seen something special. Thankfully, I get reminded of that every day.

Journey Day People Feel Goal Always

The idea of education has been so tied to schools, universities, and professors that many assume there is no other way, but education is available to anyone within reach of a library, a post office, or even a newsstand.

Education Library Reach Way Office

I just never really though you could or couldn't listen to a certain type of music.

Music You Listen Never Just Though

My parents taught me to approach the world critically, but also to approach it with a sense of responsibility.

Chelsea Clinton

Responsibility Parents Me World Also

We can seize this time and do it our way and in the process be proud of ourselves and prosper as well.

Christine Gregoire

Time Proud Process Way Seize Well

When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and I'm not.

Augusten Burroughs

New York People City Me Cool Meet

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