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Elayne Boosler Quotes

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

Elayne Boosler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 18, 1952

Topics

Year Phone New Breath See Out

I don't want to do material that I don't like. I've always stuck to that policy. If that means being out of work for awhile, that's fine with me.

Joel Grey

Work Me Want Always Policy Out

Regret should be handled swiftly, and you shouldn't hold onto it. People spend their entire lives regretting what they didn't do and what they should've done. Hey, man, you did what you did.

John Mellencamp

Man People Regret You Done Hold

Hearing about a visual artist's approach can change the way you think about songwriting.

St. Lucia

Change Think You Artist Way Hearing

I really just like to be at a desk.

Tom Stoppard

Desk Just Like Really

Leaving home early is always complicated. But when I arrived in Germany, I encountered an incredible structure built by the company that takes care of my career. They did not leave me wanting for anything. The most complicated thing was really the language. Otherwise, everything was taken care of.

Roberto Firmino

Home Me Care Language Early Career

Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.

Mary Roach

Day Lunch Dinner Twice Five Hours

My first record was about childhood. There were a lot of nursery rhyme and fairytale references; it was all about being naive.

Mika

Childhood First Naive Being Rhyme

Many children in the foster care system are often in the midst of a family challenge.

Michele Bachmann

Family Children Challenge Care Midst

My grandma forbid us from describing ourselves as poor. She said, 'we're broke.' Because broke is temporary.

Deval Patrick

Said Poor She Temporary Us Broke

You know, I like to climb trees and ride bikes and play.

Anthony Kiedis

Ride Climb Trees You Play Know

I'm interested in love and in death. Everything evolves from these things.

Svetlana Alexievich

Love Death Everything Things

I miss my kids sometimes and that can get me down when I've been away working, but then I wake up and recognize how incredibly lucky I am. Spending time being down is less time out there achieving and enjoying.

Sean Combs

Time I Am Me Wake Up Spending Time