Daniel Tosh Quotes

Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'

Daniel Tosh

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I am not convinced the Clean Air Act was ever intended to regulate or classify as a dangerous pollutant something as basic and ubiquitous in our atmosphere as carbon dioxide.

Jim Webb

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When I gave up law to go into real estate, my mother said, 'How can you give up the law?' But she lived long enough to see the Bulls win all six championships. She would wear all six pendants at the same time. She could barely stand up.

Jerry Reinsdorf

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I've always worked on the machines, especially the 125 and 250 which are really difficult to set up.

Joey Dunlop

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I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. I'm very grateful for that... spending the day on my own, being super quiet and happy and just puttering around doing my own thing.

Sonya Walger

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Even now when I am answering a question I am at the height of my own meditation.

Sri Chinmoy

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I'm very accident-prone. The problem is I sort of just do things. I'm impulsive, and sometimes I don't think.

Tom Cullen

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I am much interested and honoured by what you tell me of C. S. Lewis.

Ruth Pitter

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I was raised in a conservative Christian household. We weren't even allowed to watch 'secular' television, anything that was deemed not proper for Christians.

Matt Bomer

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The Patriot Act is essential to our continued success in the war on terror here at home.

Mike Pence

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Would I like to do a feature? Absolutely.

Michelle MacLaren

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There's always so much energy from me and my band. Lots of fun and twists in each song.

Jorja Smith

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Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.

Johnny Olson

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