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Daniel Tosh Quotes

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 29, 1975

Topics

Funny Water Cold Find Know She

Those of us who preach the Scriptures, along with being nourished by it ourselves, have to figure out along with our congregations how we can incarnate the gospel in our community, or we will preach to a religious ghetto.

Community Ghetto Will Out Preach Us

Like Yoga, the spiritual life is actually very difficult.

Life Spiritual Difficult Like Yoga

When I first started on 'Medium,' they didn't like me growing my hair too long. But I was freaked out when the hairdresser cut off even an inch.

Sofia Vassilieva

Me Hair Long Growing First Out

They say people live to be happy. If you actually think about what happiness is, it's nothing much. When you get to eat ramen after feeling really, really hungry, that's happiness.

Live Happiness Happy People Be Happy

I find, in merchandising and design and creative, a business school degree isn't particularly helpful.

Business Creative School Design Find

I'm a private kind of person.

Person Kind Private

I love subverting expectations or playing with the sort of unspoken kind of connections that the audience has.

Jonathan Levine

Love Expectations Connections Kind

I wanted to become an engineer, or get a masters in business. But I had the opportunity to do films when I was about 25 and it was a great way to express myself.

Business Opportunity Great Myself

I like to put something on and want to listen to it again once I get done listening to it, not feel like I need an ear break.

Chris Stapleton

Listening Feel Done Want Need Break

I was a really big R.E.M. fan when I was like, in my freshman year of high school. I was a huge R.E.M. fan.

School High School Year High Big

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Did Anthony Hopkins really have to be a serial killer to be in 'Silence of the Lambs?,' I don't think so, no. It's called acting, people.

Silence People Think Acting Did

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