Daniel Mallory Ortberg Quotes

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

Daniel Mallory Ortberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 28, 1986

Topics

LifeBuildingRealityUpOurBodies

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

Joe Rogan

FunnyMindNightSpeakThinkLaugh

Well, acting itself is a form of rebellion, always. Getting up there in front of people, telling stories - you're kind of going against the grain to begin with, wanting to do that, don't you think? Why else would you do it? Except maybe as kind of a way to affirm your very existence.

John Cusack

PeopleThinkYouActingKindWhy

Turns out I'm getting old.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Getting OldOldOutGettingTurns

I would say Nawaz is my lucky charm.

Amy Jackson

SayLuckyCharmWould

Let's look at people as artists and try to support them; just because Picasso painted a couple of bad paintings, that's no reason to say he's a lousy painter.

Steve Guttenberg

SupportPeopleLookBadJust Because

There are thousands of people outside the O2 queuing up to see people like Skepta and JME.

Stormzy

PeopleOutsideSeeUpLike

When the rule of law is being perverted to the rule of the 'good intentions' of unelected judges, it is time for serious study of Thomas Paine and Sam Adams as much as Washington and Madison.

Tom Tancredo

GoodTimeLawRule Of LawSerious

Measure your mind's height by the shade it casts.

Robert Browning

MindMeasureHeightShadeYour

When I was growing up, there were no women in orchestras. Auditioners thought they could tell the difference between a woman playing and a man. Some intelligent person devised a simple solution: Drop a curtain between the auditioners and the people trying out. And, lo and behold, women began to get jobs in symphony orchestras.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

WomenSimpleWomanManPeople

Your heart weeps a little bit when you have to say goodbye to a crew you spend two months with, but when it comes to the part, when you live so close to someone for two months, it kind of fades away and then you see her again on screen later on.

Josephine de La Baume

LiveHeartGoodbyeSomeoneYouKind

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

Jose Canseco

LoveHomeCompetitionRunMarkFans

I actually speak fluent English and Spanish and... I dabble in a couple of languages, but I'm not fluent in German, Russian and Arabic.

Cote de Pablo

SpeakEnglishSpanishActually

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