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Daniel Mallory Ortberg Quotes

In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts.

Daniel Mallory Ortberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: November 28, 1986

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Great Responsibility Hands You Go

For dance recitals, my mom would do my makeup all extravagant because obviously I was really little and where else would I be wearing makeup? We would always be in her bathroom before the dance recital, and she'd do our hair and makeup.

Dance Mom Hair Makeup Bathroom She

People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'

Love Together People Me Energy Why

The consummate gentleman on the planet today is George Clooney, who never fails to go the extra mile for people. Every person matters to George.

Today People Gentleman Person Go

Government is dysfunctional.

Michael Bloomberg

Government Dysfunctional

Fortunately, I'm very healthy, and my body is still intact. It hasn't aged very much, I feel like a very young 56. I exercise regularly, and when I do, I always learn new things about my body.

New Things Feel Learn Exercise Body

Something's always better than nothing.

Russell Hornsby

Better Nothing Always Something Than

Major labels don't play with samples not being cleared.

Play Being Labels Major Samples

I think it's because I'm so hard on myself that I can push myself this far.

Myself Think Push I Can Hard Far

We need to address significant funding gaps when it comes to implementing the SDGs.

Miroslav Lajcak

Need Significant Funding Implementing

One of the nice things about getting older is that you come to understand that you can integrate multiple aspects of your life together. When you're young, you think everything has to be binary, as that's exactly how you feel at that age.

Life Age Together Getting Older You

The subway in New York is a great social experiment; there are so many races and ways of life sitting together on each car.

Life Car Great Together New York

I took up drama and did so much extracurricular work, like the National Youth Theatre and Guildhall's Saturday school. Acting is where I felt most comfortable and how I wanted to express myself.

Work Myself School Youth Theatre Up

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