I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.
Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Recitation: by Male by Female
There is not one blade of grass, there is no color in this world that is not intended to make us rejoice.
John Calvin
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Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books, you have to write about the interesting lawyers - the guys who steal all the money and take off. That's the fun stuff.
John Grisham
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I think it's great when people accuse me, almost always falsely, of promoting conspiracy theories, because that shows how effective I am at messaging and how effectively I can use social media.
Mike Cernovich
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I live by the philosophy that beauty starts from within, and I make a conscious effort to fill my body with nutrients through the food I eat.
Miranda Kerr
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I think the crowds in Europe are songwriter crowds. Like, they are a fan of the words, and they're there to listen. An American crowd, they're there to get rowdy, man. And I love both.
Luke Combs
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This is a dream that I have been dreaming to live! From watching 'Double Dare' to hosting it! I am ready for a summer of slime and nose-picking.
Liza Koshy
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The thing I love about President Trump is he's really focused on helping business succeed.
Dennis Muilenburg
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That's one of the things I loved about Pride: the first round was ten minutes.
Demetrious Johnson
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To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.
David Sedaris
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The greatest impediments to changes in our traditional roles seem to lie not in the visible world of conscious intent, but in the murky realm of the unconscious mind.
Augustus Y. Napier
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It is not safe in the republican form of government that clannishness should exist either by compulsory or voluntary reason. It is not good for the government and it is not good for the individual.
Timothy Thomas Fortune
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A guy should be a guy. You don't want him to be too... shiny.
Marisa Miller
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