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Dave Chappelle Quotes

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 24, 1973

Topics

You Kind Where Show Gig Stand-Up

Military leaders aren't made. They are born. To be a good leader, you have to have something in your character to cause people to follow you.

Good Leader Character People You

We shot 'Delusion' in the middle of the desert and outside of Las Vegas where they did those underground nuclear bomb testings. So I only ate oysters and drank coffee because I didn't want to turn into a mutant.

Coffee Desert Vegas Want Outside

The infamous political ads like Carly Fiorina's 'Demon Sheep' and Christine O'Donnell's 'I Am Not a Witch' are so confusing, it's almost like they were paid for by Democrats.

I Am Political Sheep Democrats Paid

I understand it's promotion, but no one ever gave me a chance. No one ever thought I'd be the champ, and look where I'm at now.

Me Chance Thought Promotion Look

You make a deal. You figure out how much sin you can live with.

Martin Scorsese

Live You Sin Out Deal Much

I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.

Michael O'Donoghue

Creative Think Process Edge Therapy

In the late '80s, the U.S.S.R. loosened its restrictions on immigration. When the government was like, 'Y'all wanna bounce?' my family, along with tens of thousands of other Jews ran for the door in an attempt to make a better life in America.

Milana Vayntrub

Life Family Government Door Better

At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now.

Heart Job Me Now Manager Nothing

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

Progress Creative You Person Want

A crazy action only works if there's a great reaction.

Great Crazy Action Reaction Only

I have a long history with Kansas City.

History City Long Kansas City Kansas

I'm kind of psychotic and I like to talk about things. I'm a Virgo, too, so I like to analyze and overprocess.

Kind Talk Things Psychotic Like Too

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