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Dave Barry Quotes

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american
Birth: July 3, 1947

Topics

Life You Anything Stomp Dies

To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports. It's great for athletes making an enormous amount of money. But to say it helps the sports, I don't believe that.

Sports Great Money Candid Believe

Everyone - whether it's the Jews, the Greeks, the Catholics - everybody is entitled to religious beliefs and entitled to their traditions.

John Catsimatidis

Everyone Beliefs Traditions Greeks

When I was 11, I went to space camp at the Space Center in Texas, near where I grew up. There, I met video-game-industry pioneer Richard Garriott, better known to gamers everywhere as 'Ultima' creator Lord British.

Steve Jurvetson

Space Texas Better Up Lord Gamers

For the several thousands of years before they became firefighters and physicians, women were sirens, enchantresses, snares. At times it seems as if female powerlessness is male self-preservation in disguise. And for millennia, this has made for a zero-sum game: A woman's intelligence was a man's deception.

Women Woman Intelligence Man Game

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on.

Feel You I Can Laundry Go Nothing

Your private life is your private life and you keep it to yourself. You get more respect that way.

Life Respect Yourself You Way More

To see your friend's dreams come true, there's really nothing that can make you happier.

Friend Dreams You True Nothing See

Manhattan is just all bank branches.

Jonathan Franzen

Bank Branches Manhattan Just

The greatest obstacle to those who hope to reform American education is complacency.

Education Hope Complacency American

Freedom of speech is a human right and the foundation upon which democracy is built. Any restriction of freedom of speech is a restriction upon democracy.

Freedom Democracy Foundation Speech

They're my best friends. We think of Gigi as the brains in the family - something most of the world doesn't know - and my favorite thing about Bella is that she's a free spirit who never lets anyone set limits for her. They can be really protective, but they've taught me not to let other people define what I'm capable of.

Family Best People Me World Think

Everything that goes on at Area 51 is classified 'top secret' when it's going on.

Secret Top Everything Going Goes

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