Dave Barry Quotes

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Dave Barry

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Well, I was fourteen in Texas. But I looked twenty-five.

Jerry Hall

TexasWellFourteenLooked

I'm a fan of some horror. Some of the really corny b-horror movies I don't love so much, but 'Rosemary's Baby' is one of my favorite movies.

Megan M. Duffy

LoveBabyMoviesHorrorFanCorny

I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful.

Robert Lopez

WorkFunnySadTimeHumorSmart

The only thing I fear is when people say, 'I should go to the theatre more.' I say, 'We should create work that makes you not have a choice.'

John Tiffany

WorkFearPeopleTheatreYouChoice

Canada remains alienated from its allies, shut out of the reconstruction process to some degree, unable to influence events. There is no upside to the position Canada took.

Stephen Harper

InfluenceProcessCanadaEventsOut

Fit is everything. I don't care what your body type is like: If you're not wearing clothes that fit you, you can't have style.

Stacy London

StyleCareClothesYouBodyYour

Every human being has to feel a part of a tribe. It's programmed into us. And you have to feel that you're contributing to something.

Steven Hatfill

FeelYouHumanTribeHuman BeingUs

I used to go to the stables and fool with the mules. My mother lived in constant fear that I might be brought home with a hoof print on my stomach.

Rudolph Valentino

FearMotherHomeFoolGoStomach

As I've told Tyler, there's not a really easy place between being single and being married for us now. We're just so busy that the logistics of our career make dating impossible. I think I'll find a girl at some point that makes all of the extra work and effort that needs to be put into it worth it. But for right now, I just date my drums.

Josh Dun

WorkGirlDatingEffortImpossible

I was listening to one of my favorite songs that Phil wrote and had an extreme emotional moment just before I got the news of his passing. I took that as a special spiritual message from Phil saying goodbye. Our love was and will always be deeper than any earthly differences we might have had.

Don Everly

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I've always been very driven and knew that to get where I wanted to go, I could never give up.

Diane Hendricks

Never Give UpGoNeverAlwaysUp

Superheroes fill a gap in the pop culture psyche, similar to the role of Greek mythology. There isn't really anything else that does the job in modern terms. For me, Batman is the one that can most clearly be taken seriously.

Christopher Nolan

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