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Dave Barry Quotes

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american
Birth: July 3, 1947

Topics

Stupid Believe Now Breasts Function

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

Strength Religion People Numbers Who

I actually was very proud of 'Dexter' and had a wonderful time doing it, which must make me an extremely weird person.

Time Me Proud Weird Doing Person

Family always gonna be there. The material things, they come and go.

Family Come And Go Go Material Things

I reached a situation in which I cannot conduct the presidency.

Situation Presidency Cannot Conduct

We reserve our deepest respect and admiration for those who volunteer for service and give their lives to help keep our nation secure.

Respect Service Help Deepest Nation

I studied broadcast journalism at Pepperdine University. After a short career in television with MTV and later on at FX Network, I found my true calling in Eventbrite.

Short Journalism Career Television

I was brought up to be sympathetic toward others.

Joyce Carol Oates

Sympathy Others Up Sympathetic

Because we employ no professional preachers, it means that every sermon or lesson in church is given by a regular member - women and men, children and grandparents.

Clayton M. Christensen

Women Children Men Church Lesson

There's no real excuse for being successful enough as an actor to do what you want and then selling out. You do it pure. You don't try to adapt it, make it commercial.

Enough You Selling Adapt Want Actor

With the solo stuff, it's like starting over from scratch. It's rolling up your sleeves and getting down to work.

Work Down Over Starting Solo Up

As more speed afoot was constantly demanded for big league ball, I noticed the many infield bounders which the runner beat to first only by the thinnest fractions of a second.

Speed More First Ball Beat Big

If you ask people whether a computer can be smarter than a human, 99.9 percent will say that's science fiction. Actually, it's inevitable. It's guaranteed to happen.

Anthony Levandowski

Science People You Inevitable Say

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