Dave Attell Quotes

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.

Dave Attell

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SometimesFirstHardJokeTell

Once in a while, I have the chance to speak to students. I learn from them as much as they learn from me. It's a great dialogue to create.

Ann Callis

GreatMeChanceSpeakLearnCreate

The countries with the greatest problems have the kindest people.

Amanda Lindhout

PeopleProblemsGreatestCountries

You cannot say, because I am from Naples so I like the mixture of drama and comedy all together.

Sophia Loren

TogetherI AmComedyYouDramaSay

Stay-at-home mothers are building our future. And I feel like if we had more of them, our society would not be in such a decline.

Stacey Dash

FutureBuildingSocietyFeelMore

I was definitely quirky. Me and my sister played a lot together. She's my best friend - and we would put on fashion shows.

Sigrid

FriendBestTogetherSisterFashion

We have to make sure that women's issues are an essential element on the agendas of all heads of state, all governments.

Michelle Bachelet

WomenSureIssuesStateEssential

It just comes out of my subconscious. If you asked me to draw you a doodle, I couldn't do it.

Lois Frankel

MeYouOutDoodleJustSubconscious

For nearly eight decades, I've had the great fortune of playing thousands of roles before millions of people.

Dick Van Patten

GreatPeopleFortunePlayingEight

I don't think television really captures the speed and the power of skating.

Dorothy Hamill

PowerThinkSpeedTelevisionSkating

Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.

Cherie Lunghi

MenMeFeelTimingNeverRight

I think that's kind of my forte is that I tell people beforehand that I'm going to steal from them. And a lot of people think that that makes them safe, and hopefully I wake them up a little bit.

Apollo Robbins

PeopleThinkKindTellUpLittle

The first holy truth in God 101 is that men and women of true faith have always had to accept the mystery of God's identity and love and ways. I hate that, but it's the truth.

Anne Lamott

LoveWomenGodFaithTruthHate

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