Dave Attell Quotes

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Dave Attell

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SchoolPeopleDrivingYouChoice

You need a lot of different types of people to make the world better.

Joe Louis

PeopleWorldBetterYouNeedMake

If I've got a problem with one of my clients that needs to get solved, guess what I'm going to do? I'm going to call them up, and I'm going to say, 'Hey, here's what's going on. This is the situation. This thing went sideways. I didn't expect it. Now it's going to take me some more time to get you what you need.' But I'm going to do that upfront.

Jocko Willink

TimeMeProblemYouSituationSay

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

DogCatsNowCatTakeUsed

Acting is such a weird job.

Michael Cera

JobWeirdActing

As exhausted as they may be, Republicans need to appeal to their sense of consciousness. To their principles. To what is right and wrong. To American values.

Ana Navarro

AmericanValuesWrongPrinciplesMay

I'm a son of immigrants. I'm not going to reduce my commitment to immigration. But can I empathize with the fact that if your town was 95 percent all white and now it's down to 60, that that can scare you? Can I empathize with that? Yeah.

Anand Giridharadas

SonCommitmentImmigrationYouDown

I don't need legitimization to take part in Israeli productions; I am a good actress. To work in Israel is a financial investment for me. I do it for emotional, not artistic, reasons.

Mili Avital

WorkGoodI AmMeFinancialNeed

It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.

Chevy Chase

FunnyPrettyGuyClearJust

I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause.

Christina Ricci

HopeTimeReachQuestionsMenopause

Pretty girls have problems too.

Chris Rock

ProblemsPrettyPretty GirlsToo

The country remains dependent on oil. But as we are now learning, oil is becoming increasingly scarce.

Armstrong Williams

LearningCountryNowOilBecoming

I am quite surprised, that with all my work, and some of it is very, very good, that nobody talks about The Miracle Worker. We're talking about Mrs. Robinson. I understand the world... I'm just a little dismayed that people aren't beyond it yet.

Anne Bancroft

WorkGoodI AmPeopleWorldTalking

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